Holy roller

Into the galley wanders the captain himself: Haddon Maury. Looks a little bleary-eyed. Has an empty chipped ceramic cup in his hand. Boldly proclaims: "Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! For ye are like unto whited sepulchres, which indeed appear beautiful outward, but are within full of dead men's bones, and of all uncleanness." He walks toward the main counter and says, "Somebody better have coffee on."