Saturday, January 10, 2009

Communication issues

The engineer, speaking over the comm panel, says: "Colonel, describe that thing again..."

Deering replies, "Sir, it's about 6 inches long, bat ears, and six feet, sir."

The engineer responds, uneasily: "So...it's not five feet tall, covered with brown fur, with two legs, four arms and big ears and...teeth...ohmygod...it's coming right at me!" The comm suddenly crackles and goes dead.

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