WHAT?

Mika says, "A Demarian with a pet cat would be hilarious."
Hossomi says, "You could call her Lucy Sleekpelt, and pet her all creepy like."
Silvereye says, "I don't think there's a way I could pet her that wouldn't be creepy."
Hossomi says, "Why'd it have to be a her?"
You say, "Long and slow. Long, and sloooow."
Hossomi says, "That IS creepy."
Silvereye says, "Because you suggested it?"
Hossomi says, "..."
Hossomi says, "Damn."
Mika dies
Hossomi says, "We could pet her together?"